there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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