Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Randomize
