How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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