It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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