I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
