I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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