so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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