Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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