Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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