the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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