I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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