the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I deserve this hangover.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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