you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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