Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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