I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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