whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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