He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm at about main and main street
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My feet surprised me
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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