Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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