are you still at the devil's house?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?