he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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