8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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