I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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