What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
