We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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