It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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