we're blogging at a bar
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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