He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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