We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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