problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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