She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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