nut hugger
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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