i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?