Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.