im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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