You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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