Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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