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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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