Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world