I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i came on her dog
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole