we're blogging at a bar
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita