nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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