I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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