awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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