I think scott just propositioned me for sex
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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