So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You can't just leave with hair like that
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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