Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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