Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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