How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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