its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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