Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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