His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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