Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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