So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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