i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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