I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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