i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Non-Jews are for practice
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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