Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Boobs speak an international language.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So. Much. Porn.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
