The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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