I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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