ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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